we're only friends because you make me look pretty by comparison
Let your friend know, sarcastically or seriously, that the only reason for your friendship is the fact that their ugliness makes you look better by comparison.
Each A6 sized greeting card is hand folded & lovingly packaged in a cellophane bag. With it’s very own recycled brown envelope to keep it company.
Card size - A6 when folded
14.8 cm/5.8 Inches x 10.5 cm/4.1 Inches
Blank inside for your personal (dirty) message.
All designs & printing is done by yours truly at my home/studio on the Mornington Peninsula, Melbourne. All packing of cards is done by my unpaid intern - my dad.
This item is shipped from Australia so international orders allow 7 – 14 days for delivery to make sure your order gets to you before you actually need to give it to someone.
If you need your item ASAP let me know & I'll send it express.